As regular readers of this blog will know, there has been a marked increase of shootings, stabbing and general “settling of scores” between drug gangs on the Costa del Sol this year.

The latest happened last month with the killing of a 58-year-old French national, with a history of drugs and arms convictions, as he got out of his car in the garage of his luxury villa and was mown down with an AK47.

So if you are a drug lord but are feeling a little edgy about popping down to the shops, or perhaps Campo de Gibraltar, then this classified advert in the Motors section of the Sur in English might be just what you are looking for!

Thanks to Natalie Fantuzzi for bringing this one to my attention!