Marbella Town Hall has made a high profile clampdown on people walking around without their shirts on recently. So we can hardly imagine what the reaction would have been if they had seen what was going on in San Pedro last week.

In the video clip – shown on Spanish TV – a young woman (perhaps @lviroses) is shown naked “walking oiled in public” (her words, not ours) and happily posing for photographs with male passersby.

In the second video she is clearly, ahem, “enjoying her own company” by a fountain.

The Planet Marbella forensic team have spent hours pouring over the videos – all in the interests of research, of course, and have deduced that they were shot close to the Casablanca Urbanization and on the Boulevard San Pedro, close to a children’s play area.

Quite how she got away with all of this escapes us. Especially when we can’t leave our cars parked for five minutes in a blue zone without picking up a traffic fine.

Perhaps we should employ the same strategy?

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