How are you all doing out there? Now that this lockdown lark has turned from a quaint novelty to monotonous slog, how are you handling all that time you have on your hands.
It’s been an interesting couple of weeks in Marbella. It seems that most of the population has resorted to live streaming their activities. Every time I switch on social media my phone pings with invitations to yoga sessions, breathing workshops (in rather bad taste at the moment, if you ask me), live music performance, fitness classes or one on one psychotherapy.
I wisely steer clear of these, as I am, after all the man who put the word psycho into psychotherapy. I famously once interviewed a ‘corporate business psychiatrist, all wood paneled practice in Swiss Cottage and power dressing, who was so alarmed by my, ahem, ‘eccentric’ attitude to life that she suggested that I come an see her as a private patient.
I was sorely tempted to live stream my own morning ritual, of course. What could be more inspiring than the sight of a fifty something male in a hooded dressing gown muttering obscure rock lyrics to himself as he sparks up the first cigar of the day, arcanely prepares that vital first café solo of the day and holds a one way conversation with the cat? “If thou gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gazes back into thee”, as Nietzsche, who I would bet was also a cranky fecker before his morning coffee, famously said.
So I haven’t gone live on Facebook. Apart from that the only other part of my morning routine is a little Primal Screaming as I check what is laughingly referred too as my bank account. (I’ve come to the conclusions that the fact that Seguridad Social’s initials of S.S. are more than apt), and inspecting the development of my quarantine beard.
But at least I’m just about managing to hang on to my sanity. Although ther have been a few social media posts that almost sent me over the edge. In particular, one that simpered that they had been on a “Taylor Swift inspired treasure hunt”.
And in that way, dear reader, madness truly lies…
The view from your sofa at Vista Lago Residences…